Kill Bill

Trends come and go, but there are a few out there who simply hang on to bad/dead trends with their dear lives. They just cannot accept that these fashion mishaps should be locked up and never to be seen again. Let me start by killing a few of them:

1. Plastic Earrings (Hoops) - Do I have to tell you why? These are just plain tacky!

2. Tie-Dye Shirts - See the word "dye"? Must be there for a reason.
(pic from caltidye.com)
3. Hot Pants - The Wind Beneath My Cheeks :)
(pic from badfads.com)
4. Low Rise Jeans w/ thong showing - Dial 1-800-WHORE
(pic from theenquirer.com)
5. Shoulder Pads - Unless you want to look like a linebacker
6. Scrunchies - Why do people still wear these?
(pic from dawnsdarlingdesigns.com)
7. Jelly Kelly - Can I suggest a world bonfire for these bags?
pic from rottenmind.blogspot.com
8. Von Dutch Trucker Hats - Lets leave this to the real truckers.
(pic from laurab.de)
9. Chiffon Poncho - If you're Sharon Cuneta, go right ahead
(pic from dealelf.com)
10. Track Suit for Going Out - Reserve this for the gym


Other trends to avoid (for now): peasant tops, chokers, body suit, head-to-toe animal print.

The French Muse