Friday, September 08, 2006

The (faux) fashionista files - Case # 2

Case 2: She's all CRAP!
Suspect: Style DIVAlena lang


Another self-proclaimed fashionista. Often seen with the latest "it" bag in tow ("it" bag's authenticity still in question but that's another story). Talks like she's the Goddess of Style, well in fact she's just the complete opposite. Her clothes are all wrong, her shoe choices are horrific, and yet she continues to lug around those "it" bags with pride. Fashion operatives working on this case are all dumbfounded with this fake diva's sense of style --- "Where does this suspect shop?", "She must have a mirror at home".

As a result of the investigation, warrants have been issued for the arrest of Ms. Style DIVAlena lang. The accused is reportedly last seen walking around the mall, looking the part of an assistant of a well-dressed socialite. "She must be a p.a. carrying that Chanel 2.55 for her boss", suggests one eye-witness. "She possibly can't be the owner of that bag with tHAT outfit!", added another witness.

Get over yourself honey, YOU ARE NOT ALL THAT!!!

Verdict: GUILTY AS HELL!!!


xoxoxo

The French Muse

Care to share your faux fashionista experience? You're more than welcome to post your frustrations here.

7 Comments:

Anonymous LegalEagle said...

You are vicious! I love it!

6:33 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

wickedly funny! hmm... case #3, who's it gonna be???

*e-pal

11:24 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

give some clues as to who this person is? puhleassssse

2:04 PM  
Blogger stylePOD said...

Hi folks! Sorry but Ms. Style Divalena lang is not a famous person. She's someone I know that I find really annoying sometimes. Just wanted to share my story with you guys 'coz I'm pretty sure a few of you can relate to it. And you know how we Filipinos have the ability to be diplomatic most of the time...Well, at least in this little world (blog) of ours, we can be BRUTALLY honest and get away with it :)

The French Muse

11:54 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

is it the infamous gay blogger in cosmo manille and one of his socialite friends?

10:50 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I must say, reading your blog is a guilty pleasure. This post inspires me to write about an editor for a local magazine who fancies herself a fashionista when she actually has crossed over the line (to the victim side). With tacky taste and a sloppy demeanor, I find it a surprise how she can get away with working on a "shopping guide" (pity the poor readers who take their advice) in a publishing company (never mind if its third rate). Not only is her taste in clothes so bad, her management style is so poor that her staff can spit out a mouthful a second on how petty and annoying she is. As if this wasn't bad enough, her hygiene is inexcusable (i.e., dirty nails and earwax hello!) given that they get tons of facial, skin and body care freebies! Are her publishing bosses blind? Her kind is what afflicts the local fashion industry! How can we progress when these so called arbiters of fashion are lacking that innate sense to define what real quality means.

12:04 AM  
Blogger stylePOD said...

My God, you took our "brutally honest" stand really seriously:) I still can't get over the ear wax thing. Whoever that is (tsk, tsk)...poor girl. Really glad that you took time to share your faux fashionista story. Can't wait to hear more :)

10:13 PM  

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